You think this is a game? I risk my life every day apprehending criminals so that you can live in a peaceful world. All we’re asking for is some appreciation when the brothers in blue confiscate an unsafe product from a would-be drug dealer. It’s our message to the community that we’re using your tax dollars wisely.
And what do we get? Our facebook post is dominated with comments like these:
What do you want? Potheads roaming the streets?
Because that’s what’s going to happen if you keep shunning us. Actually, no, nevermind, that won’t happen. We enforce the law, no matter what the law.
If there were a law that stated we must tase the f*cking sh*t out of every cop antagonist, we would gladly enforce it.
If there were a law that required us to push our brother’s off a f*cking cliff, yes, we would enforce it.
You see, it’s not up to us. We don’t create the laws, we enforce them you ungrateful criminals.
If you want toddlers running high off their ass — because that’s what would happen should marijuana become federally legal — then contact your state representatives and ask them to change the laws.
Until then, personally, I’m going to ramp up efforts to catch every marijuana dealer and consumer. I’m going to take a picture with the biggest, sh*t-grinning smirk I can possibly muster up.
Remember, we’re here to protect and to serve each and every one of you. You’ll be perfectly fine if you obey the law. Stick to safer, legal alternatives like Alcohol and doctor-prescribed Oxycontin.
Protecting and serving, it’s what we do. Buckle up for safety, too.
Thank you AnonyCop